Ariel Italic is a performer in New York City. She is also one-third of The Nobodies, a NYC-based nightlife trio with a peculiar penchant for Lynchian absurdist humor, thrift store glamour, and pro-wrestling.
A few years ago, she fell face-first into a make-up table. The resulting brain damage and overuse of eye shadow set her life on a new trajectory. She will show up where you are and yell something hilarious and stupid at you WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Ariel is here; get used to it.